Actually, I have two, two cow jokes, which technically makes this a quad cow post.
First two-cow joke:
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, “What do you think about this mad cow disease?”
“What do I care?”, says the other. “I’m a helicopter.”
And, finally, the second two-cow joke:
Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, “Although pi is usually abbreviated to five decimal places, it actually goes on to infinity.”
The second cow turns to the first and says, “Moo.”
Hope you are well,
Steve
Hey,
I like this. Write a joke book. Let’s sell it at Wal*Mart!
Steve,
Keep up the tradition, son.
Love,
Dad
A (bad) joke
Man 1: My dog’s got no nose!
Man 2: How does he smell?
Man 1: Terrible!
Man 2: Sssshh .. he might hear you.
Man 1: It’s ok – he doesn’t have any ears either!
Another two cow joke:
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly
“I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.
“It’s true, no bull!” exclaimed Daisy.